OK, I Don't CARE What You Are Doing, Watch These NOW!!!
Ok, for this one time only I am NOT going to make excuses for the sick ass sense of humor I seem to have inherited. (Actually, I don't know if I ever did try to do that. Suck it up, bitches.) My body may say that it's forty, but my brain keeps thinking it's seventeen.
This has nothing to do with food, except for the occasional oblique reference related to something sexual. Foodbuzz, I am officially sorry that I am super failing in the food blogging department, but at this moment in my life I just would rather look at NSFW videos on the internet than whip up a vegan souffle. (Sue me, if you can find me. Speaking of sueing me,where the hell are those SEO blog people? I want someone to pay me again to basically ream them out publically on the net.
Anyway, I implore you to watch the following videos. If you are insanely religious, or dislike Justin Timberlake, have issues with your sexuality or are just simply a Super Douche, don't bother. You won't get it. But if you are a freewheelin' child of the 80's (I'm thinking of you, Carrie!) you should sooooo get these. Enjoy!
And the follow up......
And this reasonably unrelated gem....
If, after watching all of these you think I need to be committed, I won't argue. But I haven't laughed so hard in a very long time, and I hope that if my husband happens to drop dead Andy Samberg will consider me as his Cougar. Nuff Said. Night all....
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andy's comedy group the lonely island has a cd called incredibad with those songs on it. there's a song called santana dvx which is hilarious.
You need to check out "On a Boat". T-Pain has never shined so brightly!
Hello!
I'm too lazy to go back and find your post about chickpeas..but I remember you saying that no matter how much you soaked them, they were inedible. I found a method that works for me so I wanted to give it to you.
Put the dried chickpeas in a bowl and cover with enough water (for them to soak and grow!)
In a small bowl mix one tsp of baking soda with a tbs of flour and a tbs of salt
Add enough water to make a thin paste and mix
Add to beans
Cover and soak overnight up to 24 hours in the fridge
Drain and rinse
Put them in a pot of water and bring to a boil. Should be done in a half hour.
I found this online... not good if you are gluten free though, but otherwise works!
:)
I tried to view the videos, but there wasn't anything there except a frame. I must not have "something enabled". I will try again later. Thanks, RCB
*unlurks*
OH, the Dick in a Box video... my friend John showed me those about a year ago, and I still find it (and most of the Lonely Island videos) hilarious. Showed it to my stepdad, and he was equally amused.
I still find "Jizz in my Pants" funnier, but hey, that's just my twisted sense of humor.
My daughter was singing, "So I threw it on the ground..." this morning. We adore Andy Samberg...btw, *I'm" his Cougar.
you know, people can look so harmless on their profile pictures and then that *bfg* I laughed my a*** off
stay well
i'm boss like a BOSS!
Those videos are so funny. I am going to show my husband tonight and he is going to laugh so hard :)
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